{"id":784,"date":"2018-03-16T15:32:41","date_gmt":"2018-03-16T15:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nonewwars.co.uk\/blog\/?p=784"},"modified":"2018-03-16T15:32:41","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T15:32:41","slug":"american-gun-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nonewwars.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/03\/american-gun-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"American gun jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Thank you America, for just creating a whole new genre of jokes. The rest of the world can now go from crying for you, as we were when the children were marching in protest against guns, to laughing at you.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Q. What do you call a blonde who doesn’t know how to use a gun?<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A. An American. Probably a Cop. In a classroom.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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An American suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes to his apartment and finds him in the arms of a redhead. She takes out her gun and points it at her own head.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Shut up,” she says. “You’re next.”<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Q. Where do Americans learn how guns work?<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A. In school. Briefly.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Q. Why did the blonde take a gun to the wedding?<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A. She was told to hold up the bride’s train.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Q. Why did the American woman take her gun to the wedding?<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A. She was American.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Q. What do you can an American with a gun?<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A. A danger to themselves.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The NRA has declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day. So don’t forget to set your clock back 200 years.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Thousands of dead fish have washed up on the coast of South Carolina. The NRA said that this wouldn’t have happened if those fish had guns.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Try putting a teacher in every gun shop.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Q. How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A. More guns.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The one country in the world where even the gun-trained people are too stupid to own a gun, is the one country in the world where everyone is stupid enough to own a gun.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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